Post by newschooled on Mar 22, 2011 12:20:11 GMT -7
So I had to make an emergency run to Wal-Mart to get a fresh pair of jeans because I got to work and realized that my friend's dog pissed on my jeans last night.
So I went to Wal-Mart.
Then after some intense searching, I found the dark, dismal men's clothing isle off in the corner, which was absolutely dwarfed by the women's underwear section - Which within itself made up one tenth of the women's clothing department...Which is now 2/3 of any given Wal-Mart store.
K. Next mission: Find cheap jeans. Great. Found a pair in my size for $8. PERFECT! Now it's time to proceed to the checkout.
Upon arriving at the checkout, there is no lineup. Great.
HOWEVER the girl working the till couldn't find the tag on the jeans to scan. It was only about 8" by 8" and made of cardboard....I can see how it's rather easy to miss.
So feeling confusion, the cashier pages the manager. After 10 minutes of searching for the GINORMOUS cardboard tag (Which all along has been stapled to the outside of the back pocket), the manager then gives up and summons a fashion associate. The fashion associate then proceeds to type into the cashier's terminal for another 5 minutes until eventually the price of $8 flashes on the screen. I was about to pay, when the cashier FINALLY spotted the comically oversized price tag. She scanned it. $8 once again appeared on the cashier's screen. I then, in a very angst ridden fashion, paid for my jeans and thanked the cashier for all of her hard work.
And now I don't smell like stale dog pee anymore.
The moral of the story is stay in school, and don't leave your jeans where small rat-like creatures can get within a pee-stream's length.
So I went to Wal-Mart.
Then after some intense searching, I found the dark, dismal men's clothing isle off in the corner, which was absolutely dwarfed by the women's underwear section - Which within itself made up one tenth of the women's clothing department...Which is now 2/3 of any given Wal-Mart store.
Srry, getting off topic a little...
K. Next mission: Find cheap jeans. Great. Found a pair in my size for $8. PERFECT! Now it's time to proceed to the checkout.
Upon arriving at the checkout, there is no lineup. Great.
HOWEVER the girl working the till couldn't find the tag on the jeans to scan. It was only about 8" by 8" and made of cardboard....I can see how it's rather easy to miss.
So feeling confusion, the cashier pages the manager. After 10 minutes of searching for the GINORMOUS cardboard tag (Which all along has been stapled to the outside of the back pocket), the manager then gives up and summons a fashion associate. The fashion associate then proceeds to type into the cashier's terminal for another 5 minutes until eventually the price of $8 flashes on the screen. I was about to pay, when the cashier FINALLY spotted the comically oversized price tag. She scanned it. $8 once again appeared on the cashier's screen. I then, in a very angst ridden fashion, paid for my jeans and thanked the cashier for all of her hard work.
And now I don't smell like stale dog pee anymore.
The moral of the story is stay in school, and don't leave your jeans where small rat-like creatures can get within a pee-stream's length.
